Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

U ar t frie

Most people don’t know this, but speed bumps are actually hollow. They use a balloon to make the shape, then pour a thin layer of asphalt over it for aesthetic reasons. This saves money on asphalt, which is popular with city councils, so the asphalt is typically saved for more speed bumps rather than filling potholes.

So embarrassing

Jazz moment

I didn’t know Mike Tyson’s autobiography was made into a video game

Why did they make it hot

Guilty of war crimes, I am.

Hammock you butt lard, you’ve gone and teleported us to the seventh circle of the Hells again

Not with that attitude

Lmao, that thumbnail

I also choose this guy’s dead soul

Yeah you are!

Pokémon Go is also an option!

Pokey

You haven’t?

And a superhero

Only if you program that in