So embarrassing

Jazz moment

I didn’t know Mike Tyson’s autobiography was made into a video game

Why did they make it hot

Guilty of war crimes, I am.

Hammock you butt lard, you’ve gone and teleported us to the seventh circle of the Hells again

Not with that attitude

Lmao, that thumbnail

I also choose this guy’s dead soul

Yeah you are!

Pokémon Go is also an option!

Pokey

You haven’t?

And a superhero

Only if you program that in

SAY “WHAT” AGAIN! SAY “WHAT” AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHAFUCKA! SAY “WHAT” ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

In their thatch-roofed COTTAGES!!!

Sounds like No Man’s Sky