Duergar are better.

My dragonborn warlock doesn’t understand your joke.

but I think (hope?) it’s a net positive.

Definitely a net positive. My friend and I were discussing something similar the other day. He rides motos and I ride downhill and we both learned via youtube. What used to be restricted to people who could afford private lessons or coaching are now available to people even in third world countries. It’s opened up a lot of new horizons for people.

I’m confused. In what way does sarcasm break paladin oaths? Not even devotion paladins would break their oaths via sarcasm. Here are the tenets of a devotion paladin:

Tenets of Devotion

Though the exact words and strictures of the Oath of Devotion vary, paladins of this oath share these tenets.

Honesty. Don’t lie or cheat. Let your word be your promise.

Courage. Never fear to act, though caution is wise.

Compassion. Aid others, protect the weak, and punish those who threaten them. Show mercy to your foes, but temper it with wisdom.

Honor. Treat others with fairness, and let your honorable deeds be an example to them. Do as much good as possible while causing the least amount of harm.

Duty. Be responsible for your actions and their consequences, protect those entrusted to your care, and obey those who have just authority over you.

As you can see sarcasm isn’t mentioned.

How does sarcasm break my oath? As a lawful paladin I don’t care if they’re mad about being blocked from doing something illegal.

I took a sacred oath, sir! I can’t serve you Mr 40 year old Drow or I become an oathbreaker. Sorry, not sorry.

Alternative text on the sad one:

It’s in a roll under system.

Wait until you hear about bicycles.

Stress and lack of sleep will make your eye twitchy. Drink some chamomile tea and eat a chocolate cookie.

It’s always the non-posters who complain the most.

And if I were a king in Faerun I would spend my money like that. Fuck them druids.

I put it on my healer because of the downed they get back up with some health part. that is clutch for a healer. Plus I think its funny to make a follower of Shar carry something that casts light.

Strategically placed near every door, window, sewer pipe, and vent the DM put an Antimagic Field device.

I especially like to imagine a druid coming in through the sewer as a rat and having his robes get soaked in poo when he gets popped out of wild shape.

How i feel when my party enters the Shadowlands in BG3 and Shadowheart is like “Shar loves me, the curse doesnt affect me!”

Bitch you’re wearing a glowing mace of lathander. Why would the curse affect you?

Maybe he just really wanted to see Blingdenstone…

The last one should be spelled beau if you mean your special guy.

Just make him 8 int and 8 cha so no one asks you do anything important except smash. Thats what i do.

The PCs are in a shop and one of the players is roleplaying the shopping experience for everyone else.

Meanwhile I just want to hit things with my greataxe. I don’t care about RP or rules so much. Just let me hit things with my orc barbarian please.

Elminster doesn’t end up as a companion. He is in the mountain pass before act 2 and you need to have recruited Gale. You probably took the underdark route in which he doesn’t show up.