If you talk to Chinese they have the same complaints though.

My dad used to rant about how government should be run like a business, no, no dad,

The last thing you hear: Sorry but your citizen contract has been revoked in order to meet our 3rd quarter profit target. You have been terminated!

Yarrrr!

I play every instrument terribly but good enough to have fun.

This is pretty much it. Everything is fake unless you can prove it’s not