Dr Suess The Cat in The Hat with Mike Myers

Shank

Most pages weren’t heavy js bloat. Lots more adware, at least in an obvious way. Google search wasn’t faster than other search engines. Websites (even for well known companies) would actually have downtime for maintenance and there wasn’t such a focus on having six 9s worth of availability. Could also probably hack a lot of what was out there back in the day. I kind of miss it but I really don’t. Nostalgia factor is only just that… very fleeting. Only thing I miss the most is used to being able to watch porn on my 3DS. The sites I used were still not using the weird players they use now and so mostly everything I could play. It would take a hot min to load but would come through eventually. Oh well.

It actually takes effort for me to get out of my car. Like I’m having to pull myself out.

Actually, he’s mad they cut off his source of porn when they shutdown all the nsfw subs. He obviously compensates with his huge ego.