she’s pretty cute, she should do movies and stuff
if you voted for Trump you’re going to Hell, and this is why… he looked like the Easy Way to you… you took the Easy Way, and that’s what you go to Hell for, you cowards…
if you’re a man and you voted for Trump, you’re a Momma’s Boy, just like Mike Pence and Bill O’Reilly… you were coddled…
and i don’t give a damn about any of you hellbound assholes… you can all rot…
momma’s boy: (n) a man who’s used to getting attention just because he threatens to throw a fit; see cunt
she’s pretty cute, she should do movies and stuff
well you’re a good looker upper too aren’t you dipshit… i only wrote that out so that i could get you to look up some shit for me… thank you…
think whatever the fuck you like, my little Thinker
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tires were a lot less reliable than they are now, and i mean to the point that you really needed to be ready to change a flat every time you drove your car… they didn’t fail all the time, but they failed at a much higher rate and when they did it was usually catastrophic… modern tires tend to deal with punctures and failure in general a lot better than the inner tube tires used prior to the 80s… and obviously nobody had a cell phone to call for help…
so you kept work gloves in there for changing a flat tire
the Joker is just a psycho who abuses the fact that most people will trust others a little bit, like all psychos do
maybe they don’t visit us because we never call or text
if he has some cheddar in there he can have hot Hamm’s and cheese
you can be part of my quirky, mostly incompetent, but somehow effective rag tag group of misfits bouncing their way across the galaxy… we’ll save people and stuff, but we’ll spend most of our energy scamming our way through the totally unfair gates and obstacles The Man throws up at us… you’ll be the one who keeps track of where all the best roadside produce stands are…
go out and plant a shrub
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a hobbit never turns down a nap, why would you
all hail the mighty Nerd Dragon… i want to see the one Steve Jobs slew to get the iphone… must have been a sleek, sexy dragon…
same here but the scene that kills me is the train platform where they’re saying goodbye
Mel Brooks wrote, directed and starred in the #1 AND the #4 pictures at the box office that year… Saddles was #1 and Young Frankenstein was #4…
no, and it’s not a grease down and a shiatsu either… these lads are out to hurt each other…
wizards need towers because they get tired of being asked if they know how to make someone’s cock fall off
Tesla: for another five grand we will rainproof the metal on your vehicle
just seeing it in such great detail triggers the memories of the sirens
aww come on sweetheart, tell me how proud you are that you know the real answer now… you earned your Captain Internet Badge for the day, son…