Honestly, this would work on me too

Those are great for hidden soup, too!

Like one giant pouch on the ass to hold your bourbon while you’re walking around your house pantsless?

Captive audience you say? Time to go over magic the gathering combos in detail.

Oh oops, I was totally off. I need to read not just the community and pay more attention lol

Fedinsfw.app is the big nsfw server. I don’t think .ml is federated with them (off the top of my head, did not double check), so you’d need an account on another server to see any content from there.

Edit: nvm, I’m wrong as per below. Your instance should be federated, so definitely double check that the nsfw filter is off.

Of course, absolutely.

It was a pet in my case. This was pre-covid, so I wasn’t working at home, and I had this wonderful husky mutt. He loved food, and had a history of what we called “counter surfing” where he’d snatch up any unattended food left on counters.

That was mostly when he was younger though. He’d gotten a lot better about it and we thought we could trust him again. So one day he gets left alone inside for a bit, which everyone would soon come to regret. My idiot boy decided with his brain cell to break into a cabinet and gorged himself on two full pounds of raw white rice.

Thought he might have had a stroke when I first saw him, he was on his side, bloated and unable to get up. Rushed him to the vet and they took the funniest xray that technician had ever seen. Dog was totally fine, just uncomfortable for a while until he could poop out the rice.

I have no justification I’m afraid. I kinda just suck.

I only went to high school for two years then took all my classes at the community college, so I wasn’t like super well known or liked or anything. I’ve also had a gender change since then, and I don’t wanna have that conversation the whole event.

Hell yeah, glad to hear it! Music is the best thing I’ve got going, so I’m always glad to hear other people getting into playing instruments. Keep at it, bass is awesome!

My goal is poisonous plants, I wanna start with belladonna on my shoulder, but later I also wanna get some oleander, and I haven’t decided what else yet for the other limbs. It’s expensive though, so I haven’t gotten any tattoos yet. Soon, I have plans.

It feels shameful and depressing. It means you involuntarily support abhorrent activity worldwide.

The banned words are ****, ****, ****, ****, ***, ************, and ***********

I nearly constantly have music going in my head if I’m not listening to something. Not necessarily real songs, either. Listening to music is better.

You can act however you want, but if you act like a shithead all the time you’re probably gonna get a lot of shit back. That’s fine if that’s what you want, but in that case you gotta have a thick enough skin for it.

If you know you’re part of the problem, why not… stop? You don’t have to be a shithead. It’s actually really easy to treat people with respect.

If you slip and hit your head, you may well not be conscious enough to get yourself out of the water. I’m just saying the argument in your image isn’t as strong as you’re thinking.

People drown in bathtubs. If the water is deep enough to submerge your head, it’s deep enough to drown in.

I used to work in a pet food store and tried a bunch of treat samples we had. They’re not very good if you aren’t a dog or a cat, turns out