Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.

War is hell, everywhere you look, men busting nuts.

The only thing I would add to this is carefully use a hair dryer to loosen the adhesive on the sticker first. Should leave less mess for the goo gone to deal with.

Even the name Penguin is a hybrid of polar and penguin.