I also remember the dark ages.

Oh yeah, you’re not gonna wanna do that.

Okay, so I did some research:

This Fucking Guy

• Doesn’t do anything
• Never really did anything
• Got tired of the expectations of never doing anything
• Emigrated to America, under the excuse that he finally wanted to do something
• Still doesn’t really do fuck all

This Fucking Guy’s Wife

• Used to do something
• Married this fucking guy and no longer does anything
• • Brits hate this one simple trick!
• May have convinced this fucking guy that his family is the root of his not doing anything
• Moved to America with this fucking guy
• Does fuck all

Who the fuck is this guy? Does anyone know this guy’s relevance to anything? What does he actually do? I mean, I don’t necessarily disagree with this guy, but who the fuck is he?

It was posted earlier today with the text intact. OP went out of their way to “I made this” a recently posted meme.

You can use the body for alt text, Sussy Susserton.

You took the meme, cropped out the text, and used the removed text as a post title. That’s pretty sus.

Yes. Less of a hygiene factor, more of a reducing visible wear from the wash and dry cycles.

Wanna touch pink rings?

You have pleasant hands.

I developed a defensive farting response.

The answer is in the title, really. No parents.

The larger threat is based on if they are virus zombies, and not living-dead zombies. To your point, living-dead zombies will just deteriorate are die off. But virus zomies have a chance of still being able to survive for long periods of time. There’s also increased threat depending on how the virus is transmitted, it’s lifespan outside the body, mutations, so forth.

I would believe so, same with food, particularly sugar.

I mean, what’s your point? OP says they struggle with it and want to curb what they see as a problem, that’s the bottom line. Sex and porn aren’t addictive drugs, you wouldn’t walk into a meeting and “um ackschully” it.

Caffeine, no. Everything else, yes.

There are a lot more considerations.

It entirely depends on what kind of zombies.

Radical. Tubular. Bodacious. Gnarly. Basically anything a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle would have said.

Or which side of the glory hole you’re on.