Nobody? Nobody? Fine.

…

THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!

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“p-please, shit in my mouth, daddy g” -abp

It used to be the defacto extension, everyone used it. I remember when the dev sold out. I get it, money can be exchanged for goods and services, but now they can’t show their face in many places as they are ‘the lowlife piece of shit who sold out abp’ and that’s basically a death sentence in tech hub places.

Are we talking silky-smooth succulent hands, or those of a construction worker who doesn’t buy 30 grit sandpaper because he always carries his own brand?

personal rant

“we’ve tried nothing, and we are all out of ideas” comes to mind

I had a relative who was a smoker; I’d visit and they would try to keep it out of sight, but everyone knew. As the years went on, it became more and more of a problem (financially and health), and many tried to push back and help, support, them. Fought like a child at every step. Fucking developed copd and still didn’t seem to give a fuck, wheezing and struggling with each breath, until just a couple of years before they died; when it was way too god-damn late to do shit about it.

I don’t want to sound like a heartless bastard, but some stupid fucks just won’t listen to any reason, and so they need to feel the consequences of their actions. This person would likely still be alive and in decent health, even years later, if they stopped being so fucking defensive/lying/deflective about it.

I get yeah it’s hard - I’m a fucking stroke ‘survivor’ who is suffering every day I’m alive, incapable of doing basic tasks and body control, stuck in the prison that is my own malfunctioned body and brain, so don’t go crying to me about how hard it is to do things - but you know what’s harder? Waking up in the morning when you’re dead.

buries like 20 cigarettes

sprays water on the mound

by spring I’ll be rolling in the dough!

No silly, it’s your lungs and heart, not your ears

This guy knows how to finance

Pfft, alpha, so weak. Out of my way, I’m the release candidate.

Burn it down, we are starting from the beginning…

“okay, the camera is rolling, now whip out your dong and fuck that TV like it’s your mother’s sister!”

15 seconds later

“damn, how do you even… in the hdmi… it comes back out of the coax?! could you teach me how to do that?”

and from that day forward, it was a duo of TV mounters

✈🔜🇩🇪

🏁🚙💨😎

🗓

✈🔜🇺🇸

🚙💨🚓😩

🖱 ☑

⌚🍆

Yes, but actually no. :P

I’ll take your entire stock

(sliders 🤤)

(not an image but)

I would take an already-made burger, then inspect it and rip out elements of it, replace several others, add a bunch of layers of new things. It would take a few months and I would have no idea what I’m doing the whole time, but I would persist. The end result would be a delicious burger that occasionally has a missing item. Still working on why/where/how that happens. People would enjoy it, but most would not know that they can customize their burger, or the extent of the options.

(I used to code as a hobby in VB, C#, and Java over a decade ago, almost two; this burger example is me not knowing a damn bit of Lua, as I fork and modify a game mod to have a lot more features, less confusing variables, and lots of broken commented code as I have ideas but still don’t fully grasp what I’m doing. Weeeee!)

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