At least it’s better than squishing the employees into a paste using tanks, right?

I call it a layer 8 issue

There are 2 types of programming languages

• The type everyone keeps complaining about
• The type no one uses

Hybrid is the best. There are certain types of work which needs my undivided attention and collaboration with my team; office. Other work which I can do slowly and alone; home.

HR: “But what about the bond? Team building exercises. Company morale. It will fall apart-”

Can you shut the fck up?

Technically correct, which is the best type of correct

Edit: as long as you are not part of the infrastructure team. Then things break right after 5 PM.

Delete this. Now.

“this is not CAPTCHA! It’s just clicking, with style”

At this point he should be doing shrooms

That’s disgusting! Tell me the nsfw instances that I should add to my banlist.

Dynamic programming: Heyyy…

Dyatlov: You didn’t see graphite.

Sitnikov: I did.

Dyatlov: You didn’t. You DIDN’T, because it’s not there!

Ahhh. I didn’t get the Shrek reference. I have brought dishonor to my ancestors 😞

😡

👧🏻

😈

😫

💥💥🍆💥💥

How to reduce time on Youtube or make it more enjoyable

• avoid shorts completely (revanced)
• avoid reaction videos
• avoid any video which has someone with a mouth open or just making a ridiculous face
• avoid videos with clickbaity thumbnails/titles (duh) no matter how much you like the creator
• avoid videos which have “watch till the end” in the title
• [Important] watch channels with moderate number of subs and views

I have a direct quote from the farmer’s horse and it’s ‘Neigh’

Reminds me of the Day Before

It’s no moon

If there is a hot new game that I am interested in, Game Pass might be appealing because it allows me play a new game for cheaper. But I also don’t play games very quickly, because I’m busy.

Steam allows us to avoid FOMO. I’ll wishlist it, meanwhile I’ll play my massive backlog. By the time I complete one single player game, the wishlisted game is already on sale and the game has matured with updates. It’s perfect for the adult gamer.

RW people: “Wait a min…”