at least it will make explaining astroturfing a little easier

10/10

i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever

i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever

a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone

the key is to brainwash them while they’re toddlers, that way when they’re adults they’ll “just believe”

true, but back when it first started, that was the norm…

probably a blend

realization that it’s like a toddler’s story….
“yeah, it had like… millions of eyes and wings!”

i would guess near night clubs and the like… they’re more likely to use them, and drunk people are more likely to toss them willy nilly…

pretty sure that’s illegal and they can sue for the maternity leave pay as well as discrimination….
lots of corps(e) don’t want to employ mothers of young children, as there’s lots of legally excused absences and they can’t press them for as much overtime….

i mean sure, they said it first… but i made it cool

you may… but you should know it’s a south park episode where that’s in the iOS terms of service….

i highly recommend you watch it

edit: sorry, Human CentiPad

well aside from it taking up a lot of space and making a lot of noise, there’s a water and gas line hookup that probably requires permission….
but they do make really small ones that can only do a couple garments at a time.
usually marketed for long haul truck drivers….

give me an app that doesn’t touch any other part of my phone and doesn’t require signing some 300 pages of terms of service where i agree to be a human centipede… then maybe

i remember the good old days, when you had to use scissors to physically cut a head out of a photo, and then glue it to your porno mag

i like how flesh simulator’s stories are all well cited though….
most conspiracy concerned people just say random stuff and never back it up….

they look like they could be related….
….
but it would be a fun fake conspiracy theory to start….

huh, i don’t really see it…

thanks… it’s my favorite bitwise operator….