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The idea is to get everybody dependent upon it and then jack the prices way up. Seems to be the standard MO these days.

I’ll never not upvote comments about upvoting this meme.

The wealthier a country becomes, the more meat they eat. The vast majority of the world could survive on a vegan diet. Thrive, even. This isn’t about survival, it’s about taste.

So, you’d be okay if somebody killed you as long as they ate you afterwards?

Isn’t that stuff more expensive than gold? I had a recipe which called for saffron, but it was an optional ingredient, and when I saw the price I put it back. I wanted to know whether or not I liked the recipe before I dropped $25 on a teaspoon of spice.

The idea behind an auxiliary language is that everybody would only need to learn two languages: their native language and the auxiliary language. You’d talk to people in your own community in your native language and use the auxiliary to talk to foreigners. This helps to preserve language diversity while enabling international communication. To facilitate this, a good auxiliary language needs to be easy to learn and flexible enough to express a wide array of concepts. Esperanto is the most popular auxiliary language.

As it turns out, the Esperanto Wikipedia does have an article on the calendar. However, the day names are presented in French, so there is still no definitive answer to this particular question lmao

So, my partner would do this. One day, she was driving me home from work, and there was a period of extended silence between us, and we had this conversation:

Her: Whatcha thinkin’ about?

Me: What would the days of the French Revolutionary Calendar be if they were translated into Esperanto?

Her: …

Me: Well, you asked.

I know this gets said a lot, but… we’re so cooked.

Make sure to put !important at the end just to be sure.

That’s because they’re from two different sects. The Rules of the Earth come from the Church of Satan, and the 7 Tenets come from The Satanic Temple.

I forgot that different denominations have diffident requirements. I always thought it was pretty sketchy having the barrier to entry be that low.

Yeah, but then we get into “what is human?” Last time I checked, humans can’t walk on water, raise the dead, or resurrect themselves.

I don’t understand why anybody does communion or baptism or any of it. I mean, I do because it’s all bonding and stuff, but if you look at the religion on paper, all you need to do is accept Jesus and you’re saved. You don’t even have to go to church!

Withdrawal only lasts a few days at most.

There are even instructions in there!

Women aren’t the only people who can get pregnant.

Really? Because I see only one religion pushing this shit, and it’s Christianity.

It’s called veganism.

Not theoretical stuff. Organizations that are actually running right now.