Thinking about dinner at 4pm

More like “forgot that dinner was supposed to happen and now I’m so hungry I’m nauseous”

Likes compliments

More like “Do not perceive me. I don’t want a social interaction where I am the subject of conversation”

Hates packing

More like “has a pre-made travel bag containing everything so all I need to arrange is a few changes of clothes”

Barks when agitated

More like “Tries to remove oneself from the situation as silently as possible”

Dislikes changes to routine

More like “Routine becomes stale and I no longer receive the good chemicals for completing tasks”

Naps often

More like “Naps never as naps turn into sleepless nights and bad mornings”