Naps often

At first I read that as of ten and was like yeah that’s a lot of naps. But then… of ten…often

Great! Now I got an etymology rabbit hole to fall down.

Thinking about dinner at 4pm

More like “forgot that dinner was supposed to happen and now I’m so hungry I’m nauseous”

Likes compliments

More like “Do not perceive me. I don’t want a social interaction where I am the subject of conversation”

Hates packing

More like “has a pre-made travel bag containing everything so all I need to arrange is a few changes of clothes”

Barks when agitated

More like “Tries to remove oneself from the situation as silently as possible”

Dislikes changes to routine

More like “Routine becomes stale and I no longer receive the good chemicals for completing tasks”

Naps often

More like “Naps never as naps turn into sleepless nights and bad mornings”