I actually saw a family arguing about this today. The mother was like “we can sit anywhere, don’t you wanna sit down here in the front” and the daughter was like “no, I don’t want to crane my neck”. I was mildly annoyed because there was assigned seating and therefore the mother was encouraging rule breaking, but I minded my own business and didn’t say anything
I actually like sitting in the first few rows.
Thus we can only assume that you are a giraffe or an okapi.
there is another option

I’ll just sit in the back and give you some space
I actually saw a family arguing about this today. The mother was like “we can sit anywhere, don’t you wanna sit down here in the front” and the daughter was like “no, I don’t want to crane my neck”. I was mildly annoyed because there was assigned seating and therefore the mother was encouraging rule breaking, but I minded my own business and didn’t say anything
Damn. Didn’t think I’d find a psychopath in a comment thread about movies but there you go!
First actual hot take I’ve seen in this post so far