• LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    Quests:

    • You have scurvy. Find a citrus. (Spoiler, there are no citrus on the whole map.)

    • Watch these sheep for 12 hours. And again tomorrow. And the next day. And the next. Until you die.

    • A minstrel is in town. Watch for a minute on your way to watch your sheep.

    • Your wife has died of the plague. Bury her, then go watch your sheep.

    • Don’t shag your sheep. (Difficulty: impossible)

    • You have the plague. Lie down in bed until you die.

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      9 months ago

      You have the plague. Lie down in bed until you die.

      Damn. Who is going to watch these sheep?