• DomeGuy@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Preparation steps for safely drinking lava:

    1. Obtain lava.
    2. Allow to cool to room temperature
    3. Use a hammrer and food processor to reduce to a fine powder
    4. Add water and stir until you have a drinkable slurry
    5. Die anyway because drinking glass shards is still really bad for you.
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        3 months ago

        Oof… Post mortem, even. Like a final ultimate humiliation to punish you for this utterly stupid endeavour.

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          3 months ago

          Big Nature: I don’t care if you fuck around with me, (motions to a Gympie Gympie tree) but you might.

    • Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      Don’t listen to this guy. Over-processing the lava ruins it. You have to drink raw lava straight from the source to get the full benefit, otherwise you might as well just go chew on a chunk of pumice like a chump.