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minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55·22 days agoYea, yea. Aliens act like they never went through a funky monkey stage. Up tight pricks.
minus-squareBooBees@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·22 days agoEvery species crawls out of the primordial goo one protrusion at a time, judgmental assholes
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·22 days agoBut what if they didn’t go through a funky money stage. What if they went through a funky starfish phase?
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·22 days agoSomething something we all get fucked no matter the hole.
Yea, yea. Aliens act like they never went through a funky monkey stage. Up tight pricks.
Every species crawls out of the primordial goo one protrusion at a time, judgmental assholes
But what if they didn’t go through a funky money stage. What if they went through a funky starfish phase?
Something something we all get fucked no matter the hole.