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 - That cat was born in a pool of gasoline, on a piece of rusty scrap metal! - Goddammit, Jack Bower. You really are the man! 
 
 
- Good boy! 
- I once had a coworker call the police on me because I look like a stoner and was smoking a Black and Mild in my car on my break. (One of my regulars love them so I wanted to try it) - The police pulled me over for going 9mph over the limit at 11:30pm… 3 police cars and a K9 unit rolled up and the dog did the alert for drugs. I’ve literally never smoked weed in my car, and at that point hadn’t smoked at all, anywhere, for years. - Moral of the story, if they bring out the dog, they’re going to make it give them the “search the car” signal. - What is a black and mild? - A smaller cigar. Like cigarillos. 
 
 



