Unplug microwave. Open door of Microwave. Insert phone. Your cell signal will probably be lost. If not, (due to the missing sixth wall), build a curtain of aluminum foil to close-off the sixth wall. Poke a small hole for looking-through. Use USB-OTG keyboard/mouse.
Umm, just do a factory reset in a Faraday cage and set the locale to Ireland.
What’s the best way to get to a Faraday cage? A car? A seldom-used elevator?
Microwaves. You can also buy Faraday bags, but (almost) everyone has a microwave.
But you can’t close yourself in your microwave.
Unplug microwave. Open door of Microwave. Insert phone. Your cell signal will probably be lost. If not, (due to the missing sixth wall), build a curtain of aluminum foil to close-off the sixth wall. Poke a small hole for looking-through. Use USB-OTG keyboard/mouse.