No, but sometimes I have a dinner with my wife and I want to say ‘Honey, can you give me the salt?’ but instead I say ‘Fuck the evil chinese government’.

Slip of a tongue

Oh how I envy you. They say the place is soaked in history

Ich kann nicht deutsch sprachen aber das ist uberkomisch

It is very tempting to gather pity points or look at me how I changed points tbh which I just done didn’t I ? I guess being simulatenously a victim and slight? abuser isn’t easy to separate these events

Finding online communities like reddit and discovering most people aren’t major POS and that I am/was one

And before someone says no surely you just exaggarate I have objective evidence from the past which if I said aloud I would get lynched.

It was suprising to discover online that people aren’t that bad as the people in my ‘hood’ and you don’t usually need all those complex defenses to appear a hunter and not prey. It really changed a lot

Avoid fiber like a plague, already

So no to popular fruits and vegetables, no carrots, beets, strawberry, apples

Hmm but also it would be good to actually poop last day before hike so maybe take some pills for that day before for a huge splasshh bbbrrrr

When you return expect to give birth to a shitman