Mike’s hard lemonade is good and all but i wonder if mike has any grapes?

What happened to yoda that made him so bitter?

One day he was walkin’ and he found this big log. Then he rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick and he was like, “That log had a child!”. Then a seagull squawk and he said “Listen, boy Someday when you are older You could get hit by a boulder While you’re lyin’ there, screamin’, Come help me please! The seagulls, mmgh, poke your knees”

That’s why yoda has issues with attachments because seagulls are gonna come at you. It’s either that or yoda used to be an IT guy and everyone keeps on clicking the phishing mail attachments

That’s just how everyone sees the client

looking forward to inheriting his family’s shop.

Dm : I think I’m gonna try to kill this guy

I like to imagine that when you come in and see her you sing

And so you’re back From outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key If I’d known for just one second you’d be back to bother me

Obtanium Supported sources include (source from the app) :

GitHub (Searchable from the app)

GitLab (Searchable from the app)

Codeberg (Searchable from the app)

F-Droid Official (Searchable from the app)

IzzyOnDroid

F-Droid Third-Party Repo

Jenkins

SourceForge

SourceHut

APKMirror (Track-Only)

APKPure

Mullvad Signal

VLC Telegram App

Steam

NeutronCode

HTML

You just need to add the desired app link to the app(obtanium). it’s pretty neat

You can also use Obtanium and add all of them to track the update

It must’ve feel like being blessed by the rains down in Africa

You can use the luigi board

You need to remember that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

I don’t know why but this one make me cry… I think i also meed a hug ༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ

Because of a certain YouTuber now every time i see MRE i hear the sound “let’s get this out onto a tray… nice”

Have you seen the Arceus phone case? It’s amazing

life will go on.

It’s the new normal

Interesting, from where i from i just need to have google account and hit continue

ikr? some years ago, a classmate laughed at me for not wanting to give my credit card to Google to watch a YouTube video with age restriction.

Wait YouTube age restriction need credit card info to unlock?