Naw, Rogue One was passable, never mind the few dumb fan service quips. Andor is straight up good. Mando was acceptable.

The rest? Yeaaahh… Disney has added little quality to the universe. At least George expanded the universe in ways that felt natural to the universe, even if he did it like a huge dork.

Disney keeps pulling a Hollywood and making things about grand spectacle with the thinnest of stories and actual plot holes everywhere. It’s … genuinely sad to see a multi BILLION dollar company squander and shit on such an expensive IP. You’d think they’d at least understand they paid a shitload for it and shouldn’t devalue it with garbage productions.

Nah, doesn’t have to be such straight forward tit for tat crap. That’s far less interesting.

For an example, they really dropped the ball in the Obi-Wan show. They could’ve made it a great story about how he basically HAD to become a Grey Jedi. Explore how the “goodie two shoes” aspect of the Jedi clashes with the real world. Put Obi-Wan through a ton of real-world situations where he HAS to go against the Jedi code to get any kind of positive result.

SHOW how the Jedi are naive, don’t just declare it so and throw a supervillain at them.

No, I don’t want toddler writing to explore it. I want the show to explore it. Clone Wars barely scratches the surface. Just because it follows Anakin’s adventures of the war they shouldn’t be openly fighting doesn’t make it magically true that it explores the meaning of it. At all.

bahaha yea… a tribe of “peaceful” monks going around fighting a war as a main leading faction was never going to work out without a bit of blatant hypocrisy and war crimes. I guess it was supposed to be part of the point in why the Jedi were still unwise, but the canon never explores that well at all, IMO.

Yea, Obi-Wan would’ve said something effectively the same, but sounding like wisdom. Like, “Anakin, you musn’t rush in to situations so much. Meditate on it and find an answer that doesn’t involve rushing in with your light saber.” or something… I guess that’s still better than stfu, but…

But I’ll taddle on myself, I know it!

This joke meme is very specifically NOT a movie.

Maaaan, I’m so sad I never watched that series long enough to even get the normal baddies, let alone all the fan characters they pulled in by the end.

… though maybe I spared myself the embarassment of becoming a brony, so…

There are MANY explanations before sun bleaching. … though +1 for the Bleach reference.

C’mon man… Learn genetics. Seriously. Recessive genes can ABSOLUTELY express themselves in a child from even one parent being a carrier regardless of how the parents’ genes express. In addition, random mutations can and DO produce weird things.

“… by the way, we’ve already sold that feature I made up to two customers, so …”

Nah, this is much worse. It’s like any effective con: Make it absurd at face value so the only people you deal with are already selected to be foolish rubes.

Too bad the US is full of foolish rubes… Hopefully not over half, but I’m not holding my breath.

Oh come on, you’ve watched this farce for how long and still ask that question? He’ll be released and immediately pardon himself for anything and everything he can, and literally go to war against the states that still want to hold him accountable.

I mean, it makes much more sense if you analyze who the grinders are, too. The old ones were George NOT having full control, pulling inspiration from classics.

The new ones were made by J.J Abrams, one of the most creatively bankrupt morons in Hollywood, pulling from his ass. He was smart enough to realize people like mysteries, but was never smart enough to figure out how to reveal a mystery or tie it in to an overarching story.

You realize most people ONLY wipe when they poop, …right?

He also repeatedly ignored training and showed worse than little care about peoples’ lives. I don’t care if he’s found guilty, he’s proven himself to be human trash.

That is so much better than what 9 did.

Didn’t they retcon this in 9?

Er, at least the fact Chewie got a medal. Of course he still got ceremonially shafted. lol

I’m sorry, are you FOR regimes that openly commit genocides? Grow the fuck up or pull the mask off.

I also do not view Israel as Israelis, or Israelis as Israel. Just like most of the US hates BOTH Biden and Trump, yet those are our options.