Both things that were highly forbidden even to talk about.

Ended up having lots of bad risky sex in uni.

All I see is *************

Ah the ol “toilet plunger lodged 1.3m in the rectum” caper.

I think on a surface level in the movies the Jedis are obvious protagonist

That’s perfect! Now marketing companies have way better data on the addiction market segment which is handy because there’s still enough time to tailor custom ads for their psychological profiles which will push them towards products and political positions if we slip them in their social media feeds for at minimum 3 weeks!

I was in charge with creating, designing, configuring, and running an e-commerce site on Shopify as well as responding to customer emails and orders. This was for a start-up. First orders would get a promo code for a 15% discount on a next purchase.

CEO tells me we need to get rid of stock fast as possible, so make a storewide discount on certain models. I go and do that.

We receive a bulk order of 50 of the discounted units while also using the 15% off promo code we sent out to early purchasers. Realized I should have put in a rule that doesn’t allow discounts to stack…

CEO and other members all unanimously voted to get rid of me a couple of hours later.

Oh man if you OP is trying to make Ottawa fun they can just forget about it. I lived there for over 10 years and I’m convinced the city doesn’t want to improve or be more fun. I left that place.

Even the “good guys” can sometimes take it too far. A good lesson.

They done Ahsoka dirtyyyyy

Derived from video game lingo and also the concept of “resource-maximizing”.

Oh mine were like “how do I explain my way out if this person I just walked past starts picking a fight with me”.

Ruminating on fake emotionally charged social altercations in my head.

It just kept happening. I couldn’t stop. Just felt the absolute need to “prepare” myself for bad events/fights with people so that I’d be “better prepared for it”. What a load of shit.

The mind is its own worst enemy sometimes.

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This has kept me from reaching out to all of my old friends. They ended up hanging out amongst themselves just like old times but I figured if they wanted me there with them too they’d invite me. Since they haven’t, they’re probably fine with me not being there/dont want me there. Oh well. Still makes me sad about missed interactions but I guess it is what it is.

I used to be toxic (maybe I still am?) so this is my punishment for it.

I asked my mom if she ever made mistakes and without skipping a beat she just says no. Looked at me like I was asking something very strange. I was maybe 13 or so when I asked.

Thor Herring when

All of which you’ve described is illegal to carry outside of the US.

Carry hairspray in a can. Can be used as mace but cannot easily be construed as a weapon by police if they find it in your bag.

That’s the thing, if my reviews aren’t stellar then there’s a good chance I don’t get renewed

possibly they are younger or otherwise have incorrect expectations about your fallibility as a human.

The majority of them are almost double my age actually 😛

Yep 100% serious. I was bullied quite a bit in school so I’m not sure how you’re drawing this conclusion. Sorry you’re upset though.

I was heavily medicated as a kid and adolescent so when I stopped taking meds I experienced what you’re describing here (I’m a guy tho). Masturbation definitely helps! Buy a hitachi wand or a nice dildo (or both!) and have fun. Go on one of the dozens of hookup apps if that scratches the itch better!

Excited for you to get your libido back. It can be a lot of fun :)