Ich habe 12 Jahre in Wilhelmsruh gewohnt

Hermsdorf?

Ah yes, the programming language known as “React JS”

That whole “pineapple on pizza” meme is incredibly lame

Was sind denn Tier 1 und 2 Stellen?

Ich lauf im Stehen und piss im Sitzen

Sometimes I just forget ok? I mean it’s changing every year

Also I think it matters less and less in your life. As a child/teenager you got asked for your age all the time

Das Kind ist fast 2 (Jahre alt)