Well, in fact it’s not that complicated

In reality it’s not that straightforward

Well now I’m really fucking confused.

Not a joke I wake up and drink six beers before I strap my shootin’ iron on and head out to start my day.

I forgot they changed the name in 2620 to stop people from making that stupid joke.

Not the subscribers but the shareholders?

I’ll never understand economics.

My gun and I are always loaded so I would not be going to that store.

Can I see your anus?

It typically costs more money to finance something.

If Netflix has this much money then I feel less bad about pirating their content for years now.

This was actually in the initial script for Independence Day.

It’s a Steve Jobs quote:

“Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.”

Soak that shit in a ziplock full of vinegar, hold it in place with an elastic band and profit with a shiny clean shower head.

What.

My iPhone keyboard is my favorite.

I have a pretty nice mechanical keyboard but I usually cast my phone keyboard.

Turn the heat up and turn the AC up means fundamentally different things though.

I wonder if asafoetida would work instead of onion?

I swear I’ve seen Sabrina Carpenter in the Dec 1 outfit.

Throw a fish in there too.

Should I blend the oil and onion together so there aren’t big chunks in it?

I wanted a sautéed onion candle so I can get my roommate’s hopes up for a good dinner.

I think that’s where I got it from.