Tonight we dice in hell.
Hi there! I’m just a guy looking for a place to be and stuff.
Tonight we dice in hell.
Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…
“Future Farmers of America”
“Please count to 10.”
“… um, I’ve run out of fingers.”
And – inexplicably – it has darkvision.
barbarians
blahbarians
I can’t remember which model it was, but wasn’t there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well… tough shit, I guess.
“Crap. Did anybody slot Magic Missile? Anybody? Oh come on!”
Well, my parents were worshipers of Ishtar, so I was kind of born into it…
RS-23ewwwww
You could make the argument that all his previous outrageous behaviors were desperate attempts to squeeze more money out of a business he didn’t understand. But this… this is unhinged. It’s so bafflingly pointless and dumb it’s become clear that what was once a reliable dopamine delivery system could, without warning or reason, just… disappear one day. Even the people who rely on Twitter like addicts are starting to come up with exit strategies.
“You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt.”