“I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb, I got somethin between my legs that’ll make a dead man come…”

My dad is a Linux user so I guess being introduced to Linux lmao

Also the time he built a bluetooth boombox. And the time he modified old Roombas to be remote controlled.

Eh, I think this is overblown. If you buy one that’s sized correctly and fits well, it doesn’t really affect your breathing. Some brands suck and aren’t made out of flexible enough material around the chest (any where you can tell where the binding panel is on it by the texture) but not all binders are that bad.

I should be the target audience to get this joke and I don’t get it either. Am I supposed to fear stairs?

As a weeb, I have in fact done that.

Everything would get overrun by fake users and no one would feel like they’re really interacting with real people -even if they are- because all the trust would be gone. It’s just not worth it.

I started getting gyros instead. It’s fast, as cheap as fast food used to be a couple years ago, and tastes better. Plus, it’s a local restaurant and not a national chain.

Yeah, I remember when Tumblr was full of users who were really obsessed with porn and smut in general.

https://explosm.net/rcg/mtbpazeit

I feel the same but with soda in general unless it’s one of the real sugar sodas. I do actually like sodas a lot, but only for special occasions. I used to live within walking distance of a Rocket Fizz and would get a couple bottles once or twice a month. They had a punch card, but I wouldn’t get punches very fast even though I was really close.

A company’s phone bot actually able to answer my questions properly? I’ve never seen it happen. You gotta scream the word “representative” multiple times or else it would put you through loops of utter nonsense. You can’t say it at a polite volume or else it will ignore it. You can’t just say it once because it will “argue” with you that it knows how to do things faster, which is never really the case.

I dream about buildings and city scapes. Everything that happens in the dream can be detailed, but the focus is on the architecture.

While it frustrated me as a kid, I think Poptropica’s method of players speaking to each other through prewritten dialog options was the safest option to keep things from getting weird or contact continuing on another platform where the site creators can’t keep kids safe anymore. If they just relied on word filters, people would just type differently to get around them and the words “face” and “book” wouldn’t be banned even if “Facebook” was.

If I get drunk, I can picture colors for different instruments. Drums, wind, and string instruments are varying shades of red, yellow and orange depending on pitch. Synthesizers are always cool colors depending on their sound. The more artificial they sound, the further away they are from yellow or red for purple and green synthesizers) Human voices are pink if high pitched and red if low pitched.