U.S. and Israeli forces bombed Iran on Saturday amid ongoing peace talks between Iran and the U.S. Explosions could be heard across Tehran. In a statement, Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz declared a "special and permanent state of emergency" across Israel. The Israeli government described its attack as "preemptive." Several news organizations reported that Israel
US: “You can’t enrich uranium!”
Iran: “We reluctantly agree to this term.”
US: Bombs Iran anyway
We live in a clown country 🤡
Gotta distract from the files and stop the elections somehow, after all. Nice lil twofer for sure.
US: “Oh fuck, we were hoping for more resistance, it’s only a cover for stealing your oil.”
At least they took out that PoS Khamenei
I would link the meme of Kim Jung Un telling his daughter this is why we have nuclear weapons, but I didn’t save it.