z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months agoIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down121
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareIf your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?z00s@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·6 months agoI would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-26 months ago“Why do you always take so long in the bathroom?” “I have to argue with the toilet about conservation of mass.”
I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
“Why do you always take so long in the bathroom?”
“I have to argue with the toilet about conservation of mass.”