This only works depending on how baked you are though. I worked for a major metropolitan public library system a long time ago, and one time a dude wandered in smelling heavily of weed, and wearing only one shoe. He came up to the circulation desk and asked to order a pizza. When informed that it was a library and didn’t have pizza, he blinked and looked around, and upon seeing all the shelves of books, he said “Oh.”, and then turned around and left. To this day I never know if he ever found some pizza or his other shoe.
Did he look like this…?
That is the face of a superstar.
To be fair, that’s on you. If libraries had pizzas, I would start visiting them.
That’s how you get oily page corners.
I use my library card to read smutty fantasy novels it’s the fucking best
For a time, while I was in court trying to get custody of my son, I was only given like 2 hours of parental time with him, once a week. Drop-off point was an hour from my home, so there wasn’t really much I could do with him apart from go to parks (in the summer) and the library. It was a life saver for just giving me time to be a Dad. Public libraries are one of the greatest things in human society, just a place you can go to exist as a person. Almost nothing is expected of you apart from wearing clothes, shoes, don’t masturbate where people can see you, and respect the books.
don’t masturbate where people can see you
I saw recently my local library has started to prohibit kids from simply hanging out at the library. Not all are the same.
Edit: context.
That is super fucked. Going to the library, grabbing a stack of comics, and then settling down in a quiet corner to read them was one of my happy places as a kid.
I had a library card, but I didn’t bother checking out stuff I could just read during the hours I hung out at the library. And the place was comfy, quiet heaven.
Time to get active in your community to fix that. Whoever came up with that policy should be fired.
Might be local parents that pushed for it, honestly. It’s become a popular style of parenting. I call it the bonsai method.
I’m a simple man. I see a possum spouting truth and I upvote.
There is not an possum emoji. I am sad.
me right now