- They aren’t she’s “hunched” over. Once she does a biiiiig stretch will you see the true magnificent length of the feline. My cat knows how to turn off the light - he has a printer he jumps on and then needs to stretch standing on his rear paws to reach it. Never though he was that tall lol - I had a cat that learned to open the front door to the house. Just casually stretched all the way to the handle and pulled it down 
 
- better murdering - Well it’s a Kitler after all - She’s not like that 😭 - definitely not a hitler stash. - More Like Charlie Chaplin Stash, amirite? - Right! This guy gets it! - You should get her a bowler hat , maybe a cane. - Possibly teach her to wiggle her stash? - She would be so cute! Maybe I’ll try to figure out how to crochet them. I’m not sure she’s got the processing power to learn nose wiggles, tho - Maybe if you binge all the Charlie Chaplin films, she might pick it up on her own? 
 
 
 
 
- Pretty sure that right paw is about to do a salute - :c 
 
 
 
- She’s never done a single successful murder 
 
- Because cats are very stretchy. - Very fair 
 
- deleted by creator - Hey at least she’s pressed into the cushion wall by the eternal acceleration of the house 
- She made her choice 
 
- Bitty maintains grabbing superiority over her foes (yarn balls) - This is v true. She can reach her lil hand so far into the yarn bowl - She can keep enough distance from the edge of a table to both simultaneously knock things off and maintain plausible deniability. - Nah. She typically follows the stuff right over the edge 😂 
 
 
 





