• smokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today
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    7 days ago

    The price of rakes and yard vacuums would skyrocket. City parks would be fenced off and guarded by armed militia the way natural diamond deposits are. In cartoons, those giant paper yard waste bags would be the new sack with dollar sign printed on them. Everyone would suddenly hate the Toronto Maple Leafs (oh they already do? never mind that one)

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      7 days ago

      The price of rakes and yard vacuums would skyrocket.

      Good thing I’ve got a great new source of income!