Wrong answers only. The stranger the better!
When Lemmy Kravitz said “it’s Lemmy Time” and Lemmied all over those guys.
I can’t tell if this is a serious question or not, but it’s pretty complicated to fully explain. The short of the long of it is that now that MySpace has started to use retina verification for their 2FA, people are upset that it’s an invasion of privacy due to the reflective nature of human ball eyes. Since Lemmy only requires a password for mod accounts, it’s an easier platform for people to use to share embedded auto play music and glittery gifs. I don’t think it’ll last though, word on the street is that Digg is going to be removing all authentication methods soon, so I expect a majority of the userbase will move there
Cordyceps outbreak
Communism. Americans decided they would fight KKK and Nazism with the same vigor and discovered that communism was way better.
Nothing wrong with communism but we joined Lemmy because we love China’s brand of far-right
Free sandwiches when you join
Free? All I was sent was a coupon for a bag of chips with a sandwich purchase…
Everyone was watching the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie one day, they googled Motörhead after hearing them perform You Better Swim in the bar scene, and the rest is history.
Motörhead reunited and is doing a reunion tour. Fans are confusing Lemmy with Lemmy.
Word got out about the amazing and intuitive UI, and the ease with which you can find and subscribe to your interests. Personally, I’m never going back to AOL.
We came to lemmy after reddit become nice and started letting people use there api without playing. Reddit even open sourced there code as a bonus! We didn’t like reddit being nice so we switched to lemmy. Lemmy is much better because its close source and full of spyware. Lemmy makes people pay 100 dollars for every api request. Us Lemmings love are spyware, bloatware, adware, malware, and virus all in one fun packet!
Instinctive migration.
Ah yes, the great seasonal migration of the Redditors. At Lemmy they graze during the summer months, only to return to their breeding grounds on Reddit during the winter.
The Mandela Effect
haven’t you heard? there’s a virus called COVID that’s causing lockdowns.
That’s a hoax. It is fake news.
A new algorithm was entered into our mainframe to help persuade us all to join a new website. In the control universe, life is going on as normal.
It’s because of the beautiful Pig Latin translation - Emmylay. That’s brought in a few thousand on its own.
It was me
Thank you for your service.
