RedNote’s top thought leaders experienced a collective crisis today after launching their #StandWithCCP campaign against the TikTok ban, attempting to “synergize cross-cultural digital harmony initiatives through leveraging collective thought alignment paradigms.”
The incident began when Madison Parker, a self-described “Digital Sovereignty Architect” and “Corporate Culture Sherpa” with 2.3 million followers, organized a protest featuring carousel posts about “optimizing censorship-forward content strategies.”
Parker’s $2,999 “Social Credit Score Optimization Workshop: Future Leaders Edition” was canceled after her Zoom account got blocked in mainland China. “It’s clearly Western tech interference,” she explained through her crisis management team, who were desperately DMing Chinese state media accounts with “plz delete?” regarding her 2019 Taiwan posts.
The crisis deepened when her new podcast, “The Great Firewall Mindset: Disrupting Digital Freedom,” couldn’t be distributed in China due to Spotify’s ban. Her follow-up “Future of Censorship” conference faced similar issues when the entire WeWork venue’s IP range was accidentally blacklisted by Chinese authorities.
The situation reached peak chaos when several influencers attempted damage control using AI-generated Mandarin apologies, which accidentally included the phrase “Taiwan is a sovereign nation” in traditional characters with extra flourishes.
At press time, Parker announced she would be pivoting to posting about “one unified digital ecosystem thinking” exclusively through interpretive dance videos on her backup BeReal account, all while using a NordVPN premium subscription she swears is just for “network security optimization purposes.”
How do I know if I have been blacklisted? I need to know if I’ve been supporting the freedom of the independent country of Taiwan enough.
This Summary was a wild ride, I can’t tell if it’s onion or not, the interpretive dance line makes me feel it is.
It’s hard to determine in this shemozzle, but this is probably the best part:
The situation reached peak chaos when several influencers attempted damage control using AI-generated Mandarin apologies, which accidentally included the phrase “Taiwan is a sovereign nation” in traditional characters with extra flourishes.
You’re posting a joke as real news ya dingus
“Is-glitch” is satire.
TIL
Never heard of it before.
Lmao they bit the onion
@thelucky8@beehaw.org, when you’re posting obvious satire as genuine news, you might need to take a step back and do some self evaluation. You’ve been posting a lot of articles with a pretty clear point of view, and if you’re not concerned about veracity or quality then you might want to slow down and think a bit more, no?
