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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

Cats

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Cats

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  • Acamon@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    To be fair, most cats ‘train’ every day, they just sleep in between. If you ate a controlled diet, spent most of the day sleeping, interspersed with some stretching and running and jumping on things, you’d be I’m pretty great shape.

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      Weighing only 7 lbs helps a lot too.

      • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com
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        And being below the age of 15 in most cases

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      I was just about to say that if you had spent your entire life doing parkour then you too could do parkour with ease. The reason we allocate specific times to train our body is because our daily lives don’t contain enough activity to naturally train us.

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    Their evolutionary path min-maxed dexterity.

    We dumped int.

    It really did work out for us, we just have to get off our fatasses to keep things going. Call it a fair trade.

    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      We also dumped it in stamina. Seems a bit OP

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        20 days ago

        Yeah and our cha is just broken.

        We charmed wolves into permanent animal servants.

        Course then cats charmed us into theirs, so swings and roundabouts.

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    22 days ago

    Cats work for 15 years max. You might live until 100.

    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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      22 days ago

      There is literally a Wikipedia page dedicated to cats that have lived to be older than 25 years: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_cats

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        21 days ago

        Ok, median expected lifetime is around 15.

        • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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          I find that hard to believe too. I’ve never known anyone who’s had a cat die younger than like 15, but I suppose it could be true

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            21 days ago

            We’ve had 4 of 5 cats die before reaching 6. 😢

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              21 days ago

              That sounds like a you problem, not a cat problem

              coyotes eating cats twitter meme

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              Stop shooting them.

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