If you do it the right way… one hit should suffice.
It’s a silver hammer, so it could also check if the Pope is a werewolf.
Can’t let that happen again.
…again?
The events inspired the band Powerwolf.
What about the holy hand grenade?
First shalt thou take out the Holy Hammer. Then, shalt thou strike three times, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt strike, and the number of the striking shall be three. Four shalt thou not strike, nor either strike thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, thy pope shall snuff it.
Gotta love The Book of Armaments.
It even used to be in Warhammer 40k as wargear for the Space Marine chapter Black Templars. Special hand grenades called Holy Orbs of Antioch
Is it to make sure, or is it to make sure?
+3 to hit vs. Popes, Cardinals, and Bishops. On hit, Popes who are alive but playing dead must save vs. Fortitude or die.
Bang bang Vatican’s gilded hammer came down on his head
do do dooo do
Bang bang Vatican’s gilded hammer made sure that he was dead
whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o“One” hit
“Two” hit Pope: “Ouch!”
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“What do we do now?” “Just hit harder, it’s a self-solving problem”
+5 damage and THAC0 against undead (Pope)
you know it’s an ancient artifact when it uses THAC0
So it’s correctly labeled as a factoid then
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A droid looks like a Dr. but isn’t? Am I getting this right?
Comes from Android. Like a human but isn’t.
it’s uncomfortably close to “femoid”
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Which side do they hit him with?
Flat, spike, flat
Owwie.
Then flat flat spike spike for good measure
Flat, flat, spike, spike, handle, butt, handle, butt, B, A Start.
Followed by a bop it and twist it.
Y’all are some seriously sick fucks. Carry on.
We already had two popes at the same time, we don’t need 30.
I bought one of those at Harbor Freight for like ¼ the price the Vatican probably paid.
Yeah but it breaks after hitting 2 popes
that’s still a good 40-50 years of use!
Still cheaper to replace when it breaks than the Snap-On one.
That’s the cool thing about harbor freight. How many popes you really gonna hit on any given day?
