I can literally do all of these:
Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.
Barbarian (only technically, I don’t get explosively mad anymore).
Bard - Piano
Cleric - Muslim
Druid - Have ecology degree
Fighter - Probably
Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)
Paladin - Conservation
Ranger - Nerf or nothing
Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone
Sorcerer - My dad’s first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.
Warlock - Big research university
Wizard - See druid
Hell yes, Abserd-style multiclass incoming.
One level in every class. Good luck.
No you start at level 1 with 1/13 of a level from every class
All wizards parties, all the time…
If I’m a medical student (soon to be physician), am I really just stuck with Wizard? I do a lot of emergency medicine stuff and CPR is straight up necromancy, but I don’t recall necromancer being a class. (it has been a hot minute since I’ve gotten to play D&D)
Edit: I’m completely braindead outside of medicine these days. Necromancer is a Wizard subclass. Time to go find a fancy hat I suppose.
If FOSS counts, there’s going to be a ton of Paladins in this party.
I can multiclass the shit out of this.
yeah i hit all of these except two
Stupid DM has eyes in the back of his head and thighs like steel!
Also buns of aluminium. It’s a known problem
I’m so curious which two.
that would be telling, wouldn’t it
👀👀👀
I feel like this is too general. I’d want to customize based on specific IRL traits or jobs or hobbies.
You feed and befriend crows? Druid with animal skills focus.
You’re some kind of a carpenter, engineer, craftsman? Artificer.
Phlebotomist’s assistant? Vampire thrall backstory.
Retail salesperson? Bard with psychic damage skills.
Live in a basement? Homebrew troll obviously.
Software and coding? Sounds like arcane languages and warlock pacts to me.
Gonna have a lot of warlocks.
I’m a warlock wizard multi class : /
Damn I qualify for a lot of those:
- Bard (guitar, keyboard, drums)
- Druid (vegan and interested in volunteering in an animal sanctuary if i find one)
- Fighter (years of historical longsword training + a few weeks viking style + a few sessions rapier and a course in dagger fighting)
- Monk (Judo as a kid)
- Ranger (archery as a teen)
- Wizard (bachelor’s degree in IT)
Rogue i might be able to pull off but idk if i still got it. I can move quietly but I’m also big
HEMA is still a martial art. But that probably helps.
Also the big sneaky guys are always scary.
Old Party DM: “God damnit, everyone’s just playing wizards. We need to mix it up!”
New Party DM: “FUCK!”
I’m not great of any of these so I’ll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts
It counts
Only if you’re, like, really gay/trans.
Shame if allies don’t count. It would sound fun beating enemis with a rainbow sword and the power of gay by my side
Only if you’re really committed.
And you have to take a unicorn for your mount/companion who keeps getting distracted by dating every couple the party comes across.
I would count it. Works for me too.
Honestly, warlock pally multi class with one level of wizard is not a bad build.
I’ll take the Druid class - it’s literally my name
Time to pick fighter class cracks knuckles hey, DM…
I love how 1E this idea feels.
Guess I’m just playing as Random Villager #12. 😮💨
No. you’re Crewman #6.
As a software dev with no college degree, it feels weird to not fit into the wizard category because of a technicality. >.>
If you get a corporate job, you can be a code warlock!
