We were recently forced to take AI training at work and this was exactly one of the training scenarios used, a financial analyst who needs to send a report to the CFO could just dump all the documents into Gemini and send the output out so that they didnt have to spend any time actually reading the corporate financial reports. I was horrified when I heard it but apparently we’re all supposed to have faith in our new AI overlords and put the pedal to the metal accelerating toward iur own demise.
“god i hate this slop, i wish it could stop!”, said the president of the slop factory
“EV President” who the fuck says this? It’s “Executive VP”
He’s actually an electric vehicle
“My one condition for this interview - I must be referred to with my President title in full, not shortened to VP. People always focus on the ‘executive’ part and forget the President part. It’s important.”
Reporter:
K.
werent they telling their employees to use AI for their performance reviews?
Let’s be real, performance reviews have always been slop.
Reddit is reportedly thinking of cancelling its AI training contracts with Google, after realizing that Google’s content theft engines are killing Reddit’s entire business
oh is that what’s killing it? LOL
Takes more than one nail to close a coffin, and they’ve been hammering a while already
“No way to stop this” says the person actively making this happen.
Isnt the ai slop exactly what they wanted and even demanded just some time ago?
I hope the employees are doing this on purpose. Like, “Oh, you going to fucking make me use AI? Right. I’ll use AI for fucking everything. I’ll even let it decide what to send to you. Enjoy.”
You built the world’s most resource intensive asshole, you deserve to have your lips sewn around it.
WELL WELL WELL, WHO COULD’VE PREDICTED SUCH A PREDICAMENT???
perhaps Microsoft’s senior execs need to read the room, sit down, and take some responsibility for the chaos they’ve unleashed on the world.
And come down from their ivory towers, see things from the same plane of existence as the serfs and plebeians that should be grateful for living under their shadow? Preposterous!!!
Motherfucker must be getting altitude sickness from how high his petard has hosted him.
How ironic…
This is the Doom loop, says the fucking ringleader…
