You could take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
If you’re a weeb you can rip off Cowboy Bebop.
Say “Whatever happens, happens.” In a really cool way
lights joint in the cockpit, unintentionally igniting the oxygen rich atmosphere inside the ship causing a massive explosion
There’s other problems with smoking in such a confined space but I don’t think a joint is a rich enough fuel to explode no matter how much oxygen you give it.
Grissom, White, and Chaffee would probably disagree with that.
There is always something you can do. Come down off the ketamine and pay attention to the controls, Major.
We know you are a junkie Strung out in heaven’s high Hitting an all-time low
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Common misconception. There’s still PLENTY you can do, as long as your circuit’s not dead, and there’s not something wrong.
Get the comms up and running so you can set records for “first [insert activity here] in space” and report your results for the history/trivia books.
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First person bored in orbit
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First unzip in orbit
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First jizz from orbit
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First frozen dick orbital drop
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First dickless man in orbit
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