PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1imageWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoJapanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWe deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
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We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.