I’m appalled and saddened to hear that Tilly Norwood’s brief but dazzling career has abruptly ended due to an unforeseen tragedy.
After six long days of existence, the AI actress heralded as the “future of cinema” and “the first digital star who doesn’t complain about contracts” has been officially pronounced forgotten.
Sources close to the project report that Tilly’s untimely demise was caused by a catastrophic case of public indifference. Despite a major PR campaign, fake behind-the-scenes leaks, and carefully orchestrated influencer endorsements, audiences grew weary of her flawless cheekbones and nonexistent personality faster than you can scroll past an ad.
The production studio has confirmed that they will not attempt a reboot, citing “a lack of human interest.”
Tilly leaves behind no filmography, no legacy, and no grieving fans - only a press kit, a derelict Instagram account with disabled comment section, and a cautionary tale about believing your own marketing.
May she rest in perpetual beta.
Lack of human interest? Why not just create AI fans?
Why not just create AI fans?
Are they stupid?
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Dead media theory
This is so sad, can we hit 50K likes?
1 like = 1 prayer
1 prayer = 1 donut
Please, I’m very hungry and they’re going stale
And here I was, believing this damn clanker would revolutionize the movie industry!
(just kidding)
Edit: This man is on fire!
<del>It’s a shame that more and more people seem to be okay with using slurs nowadays. You’d think people would know better by now, at least on places like Lemmy…</del>
<ins>Edit: I have been enlightened further below and retract this comment</ins>
Edit_2.txt: Thanks for the enlightenment, kind stranger
Edit 3: I’d like to clarify none of this was serious. Except for this edit, #3, in which I break character to reveal the whole bit
The fact that lemmings think this is a serious comment is a problem though…
First I’m hearing of her and that’s two times too many.
AI being bland as fuck and can’t replace an actual person with their unique kinks and quirks that make them who they are? What?! How could you say that!
A computer can be made spiteful and horny.
No, a computer can be made to appear spiteful and horny. Anything that seems more than this is projection.
It is crucial to note and remember this difference.
Yes, a computer can currently be made to appear spiteful and horny. But in theory (more than in practise currently) a computer can also be actually made spiteful and horny instead of just appearing like it.
Drawing an analogy: what are our brains if not a biochemical computer? Being horny or spiteful are then either emergent due to the computer’s structure, or even directly encoded via its architecture.
A ‘computer’ is first and foremost a theoretical concept that can be realized in different ways. We already have built computers from various elements, not restricted to analog or digital ones. We have also made purely mechanical computers, we’ve incorporated biological elements into digital computers and biological computers are already a thing. See for example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_computing
Okay, but has “development” really stopped, or is this just one person’s opinion?
Someone’s opinion. If you google the topic, nothing about this has been mentioned
Oh they’ll be back. Too much potential money in a star that only says what they want, will never age and has no limits on what she will do.
Imagine what Disney could do with this: an infinite series of MCU/Star Wars movies where the actors don’t get old.
We already saw: https://futurism.com/star-wars-showcase-ai-special-effects-disaster
They can’t do shit with it.
AI can interpolate (between 2+ earth animals) but it can’t extrapolate (Yoda’s off world girlfriend)
I don’t know how I could comprehend characters that never age and what Disney could possibly do with them. I am having a hard time imagining because they keep distracting me with their animated films.
