• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Eh. I have plenty of pictures of my daughter naked as a baby. The weird part of this is showing off the naked picture to a stranger on the bus and making mention of the genitals in specific.

    Anyway, everyone knows that naked baby pictures are used to torture children in front of their serious romantic partners brought home for the first time. This has not happened in my 14-year-old daughter’s life yet, but I hope to one day have this privilege that comes with parenting.

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      3 months ago

      That second paragraph is pretty creepy actually, I think you’ve missed the point of the comic.

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          3 months ago

          Yep, my wife has seen my little baby wiener. The awkward teenage pictures were far more embarrassing though. Hers are buried in a hoarder house so I might never get to see her embarrassing school band photos.

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            3 months ago

            I wouldn’t want to see naked photos of a significant other as a minor, but maybe that’s just me.

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              15 days ago

              Normal people don’t view children as sexual beings, so their junk just isn’t any different than their foot. Parents especially. I see my daughter’s vagina several times a day, frequently covered in poop. It doesn’t register any differently than any other part of her that needs cleaning.

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                15 days ago

                You’re still weird if you make a point of showing photos of it to someone though.