His face looks like an old catcher’s mit.

It looks like he hasn’t had a drink of water since his dad died.

He looks like Vincent D’nofrio in Men in Black.

He looks like what 40 year old actors looked like in the 40s and 50s.

(Just gonna keep adding to this as I think of them)

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.

buried their nose a little too deep in Putin’s ass