Charge $2 for it and you’ll make millions
Get with the times. A subscription service would be much more profitable.
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
That’s right! Challenge Pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
We’ll fuck your wife!
This must be malware! This test also works without downloading any app - or indeed without a phone.
You piss = you shouldn’t have kids
!antinatalism@lemmy.world reads a false positive, starts targeting kidneys
No more kidneys, no more kid knees. The reasoning checks out.
Considering declining birth rates, many seem to be taking this seriously.
I heard about an alcohol test app with similar technology: you breath on the microphone, it tells you you’re drunk and if you believe that this might work, you are in fact drunk
Wow, it even works with men! I guess I can’t have kids anymore
Phone manufacturers would make bank from the sheer number of replacements ordered.
Phones have been water proof for a good while. Dropped my phone in a pool and it was fine. They can withstand a golden shower no problem.
Hey bro can I borrow your phone
Sure bro
Why the fuck does it smell like piss
Don’t kinkshame me bro
Bro
Bro
Bro, it’s fine, bro, I brought up a picture of a urinal and zoomed in first to make sure I hit the right spot. Bro.
So if you’re dumb enough to do this and bad at aiming your urinary stream, you’re somehow very qualified to have kids? WTF
